OMG I need this in my life!!

Well, fuck. I thought I was over the rage and ready to fight. Nope. Plenty of rage left.

Girl, you are a kick ass mom and bless you for alerting me to the existence of a Big Freedia talking keychain. You are a blessing.

I’m in TN, and there was a sign at our polling place that said visibly pregnant women and elderly folks and folks with disabilities could jump to the head of the line. Maybe they will do the same for you?

I am going to watch the shit out of this.

Well done. Excellent idea, excellent execution!

Perfect. That Joyce is on point.

PERFECT!

GURL that is wicked good!

That wagon is great!

Beautiful. You nailed the disinterested expression.

Brillant and perfect.

But how tight are your pants??

OMG he should be Strong Sad next year.

Perfect couples’ costume is perfect.

This should have more stars.

Oh. MMy. God. I don’t know if this is the best story or the worst story. Maybe both?

Sing the praises of pants!!!

Dammit, I tried to set this to record a few weeks ago, but the DVR wouldn’t go that far ahead. Then I forgot. Then I just tried to go to the channel, and PBS is the only channel that is not working. Bah.

This is excellent kinja.