This needs more stars. Spot. On.

Know him, he was delicious!

My husband treats kids in group homes (psychiatric nurse practitioner)- yes. When he tells me about some of what his patients have been through...ugh. People are awful.

She is a hero.

You never go full retard.

I think there can be unintentional shade.

Damn, I lose a time out, don't I?

REAL LIFE SHADE RULING NEEDED: The Mister asked if I heard about the Colin Kaepernick controversy. I was like, is that the football player who refused to stand for the National Anthem? Then we talked about how it was a First Amendment protected speech thing, and actually very American to do, and how other sports…

REAL LIFE SHADE ALERT: The Mister asked if I had heard about the

YIIIIS I will subscribe to your misandrist newsletter!

I will add “dumping sticky molasses while he is down from the nut punch” to my Vagenda.

I was burnt out on Olympics coverage, but decided to tune in tonight to see what was happening, and caught this race. It was phenomenal. They showed the replay like 4 times, at least twice with slo-mo, and then the photo finish for bronze. I forgot how much fun track and field is to watch!

Flamingo onesie is a total exemption from the pink embargo.

I watched my mom go through breast cancer that metastasized to her liver, and killed her, and it was brutal. I am very impressed with Shannen being so open. All the well wishes to her.

Yes, bitch, Maddie’s tell all is going to be EPIC! Shall we brainstorm titles?

Frankly, that is why I have been all over this- it is a very nice distraction from the rest of the horrible shitshow that is the news.

Oh my gosh, that warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. What a lovely and generous thing to do! Hugs to you and your family. And all the nice things for the lady who helped you achieve it.

If my vagina tasted like a ham sandwich, I would be beating suitors off with a stick. I would be the sluttiest ham vagina haver you’ve ever seen.

I like this theory. She looks gorgeous and should wear red all the time because it sings on her.

You are not alone. I want an app that says “I see you, car!” In her voice when I lose my car Ina parking lot.