GORGEOUS. Red is definitely her color.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Oh Birmingham, this is lovely.

Your mom is awesome.

He can move his chest more than I can move my arms. Damn. Respect!

Newborns are so funny looking. They are either asleep, or PISSED. "Where am I? Why am I cold? What are socks?"

OMG that is the chicken legged one growed up??? WHAT A CUTIE PIE! You make some v. cute babies.

Her noggin' is HUGE! HAHAHA Babies are so funny!

True story: there was a Daily Show promo on the TV last night making fun of Trump, and my 8 year old daughter turns to me and asks, “Do you like Donald Trump?”

“Fumbles In Wokeness or Baemanship”

Yaaaas! I about did a spit take when Chi Chi’s Bob puppet said “I never lose a challenge!”

Actually, that would make me like you a lot. Come sit by me and we’ll be mean together!

And Garry Shandling. Ugh. Fuck this year.

nd Garry Shandling. I had forgot about him. DAMN. 2016 sucks.

Internet hugs to you. Sorry for reminding you how utterly shitty this year has been in celebrity deaths.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE IDEAS.

2016 IS A HORRIBLE YEAR AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Merle Haggard. FUCK THIS YEAR SO HARD.

Um, those would be excellent country songs.

My husband had the same reticence to watching Spy, but I talked him into it. And he admitted that hey, that movie was funny and it was good and I was right.

This is the most adorable thing ever.