EXACTLY. The only reason it is still in business is those dudes don't care to chase down the trendiest places.

WHERE IS THE MEAT MEET UP? WHERE?

MY HOMETOWN LADIES! I'm so proud. And by proud, I mean proud of Alanna Autler. Not this dickbag.

GURL LET ME TELL YOU SOMTHING. It is exactly that sort of place. Rich, old, white, dudes- this is the Sperry’s demographic. I’ve eaten there a few times (on someone else’s dime, thankfully. I’ve had better steaks at Outback.

And now I need to figure out how to switch my email because it's...doxxing. Ugh. I don't know how to internet.

I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T ORGANIZE SHIT! I hang out on GT quite a bit, maybe I can get them to help me figure out how to do it.

GURL I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND. I am south of Nashville, and I have to schedule social events 2 months in advance to have any hope of it sticking.

BABY HORSIE!!! Sorry, I know they have actual terms for them but that is all my brain is saying BABY HORSIE!

Under the advice of my psychiatrist and obstetrician I stayed on my SSRI all through pregnancy and breastfeeding, due to a history of previous major depressive episodes. My kid is now 8 and smart and funny and totally normal. Never even stopped taking it (of course, the 17 weeks of constant nausea mean it didn’t…

You’ve gotten a lot of good advice, I hope you are feeling better. I would second the looking for a American Animal Hospital Association (AAHA) certified vet.

I would star this, but you have 69 stars, and that is perfect. YES- If I am receiving oral, I want to enjoy it. If I am giving oral, I want to do a good job. And enjoy it.

LOOKIT HOW HIGH THAT SLIT IS ON HER DRESS THO. Dolly is a baller.

Unfortunately, no. I have two male coworkers whose wives are pregnant or just had babies, and they both plan on taking two weeks off, max, not because they want to, but they don’t get paid leave, just have to use PTO. So any more than two weeks would be unpaid. While under FMLA they could take more unpaid time off,…

On Friday’s edition of Outnumbered, the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter,

I was just going to say the same thing. This kid is going places!

This was hilarious. Also- forgot that her and Emily Blunt were in “Devil Wears Prada” together. LOVE!

EXACTLY. Meeting at 28/35- wouldn’t bat an eye. You most likely are two adults who have been in at least a few relationships or have dated awhile. You have a much better idea of who you are as a person as well. Meeting at 17/24 is totally different. Teenagers (and some early 20 year olds TBH) about relationships and…

MAAAAAAAARK (said like River Song when she was on “E/R”): You are amazing. And disgusting. Fuck you and your articles about gross shit. But Thank YOU for showing me the wonders of guinea pigs, and the amazing story of your wedding. You are a magnificent bastard and will be missed!

This and the Aretha performance have restored my faith in humanity, just a little. Our president loves kids, and it makes for some awesomely silly wonderful photos. Also, the one of Malia wiping something off of his face is just so adorable- you can tell that the whole family has a lot of love and affection for each…

Thank you for this- and thank Aretha. I am so over it today, but this is giving me LIFE!