Um yes we need this in the world.

All of this. “Tennessee Christmas” is my jam.

You are a gem. This is perfect.

ACCURATE!

Yea verily, this is a beautiful list and very important historical document. I hope the Library of Congress preserves this, and only this, from the Republican primaries.

As a manager in the throes of working on year end reviews, well done you.

Maybe you should not make choices based on what society expects, but you sure as shit should make choices based on how much it hurts people you love. You are right, we don’t know how their relationship was before he left. All we have to base it on is his actions. Which were selfish as fuck to leave someone who he was…

YEEEEES THAT BITCH DON’T AGE and I AM OKAY WITH THAT! Yum.

This needs way more stars.

I got my daughter a huge box set of Roald Dahl books last Christmas, and we read through them twice this year. I think BFG, The Twits, and Danny the Champion of the World were my absolute favorites from childhood, and they were equally fun to read to her.

This is what drives me crazy. Because LYING OFFICER WE HAVE THE VIDEO- you did not yell anything, much less yell it three times. We can see exactly what happened.

Also remember to check if your employer does matching donations. My large multinational Corp. has PP as one of the designated charities that it will match donations to. Plus they have reoccurring giving out of my paycheck, so every time I'm paid I give money and my company matches it. I'm able do instantly double my…

That boy is wise.

Truly, that quote is one of the most valuable things to come out of MoGlo’s tenure at Jez. I find situations to use it in constantly.

OMG that was magical. I was CACKLING with laughter at all the pictures of these. I mean, I saw the ad and thought, “huh, those look just like burrs.” Saw the headline and was like OH GOD YES I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BURR OUT OF PLASTIC???? It’s like the toy company has never met…

You made me snort at my desk. Now everyone knows I'm not working. DAMN YOU RANDYLYN!

I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but that screenshot is eeeeeevverything. This woman is my hero today. Her Hijab tells you she will take none of your nonsense.

Both of these ladies are giving me life this morning.

OH MAN. That is hilarious.

AHHAHAHAHA Oh those precious baby snowflakes! That Powerpoint is horrible.