You’ve gotten a lot of good advice, I hope you are feeling better. I would second the looking for a American Animal Hospital Association (AAHA) certified vet.

I would star this, but you have 69 stars, and that is perfect. YES- If I am receiving oral, I want to enjoy it. If I am giving oral, I want to do a good job. And enjoy it.

LOOKIT HOW HIGH THAT SLIT IS ON HER DRESS THO. Dolly is a baller.

Unfortunately, no. I have two male coworkers whose wives are pregnant or just had babies, and they both plan on taking two weeks off, max, not because they want to, but they don’t get paid leave, just have to use PTO. So any more than two weeks would be unpaid. While under FMLA they could take more unpaid time off,…

On Friday’s edition of Outnumbered, the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter,

I was just going to say the same thing. This kid is going places!

This was hilarious. Also- forgot that her and Emily Blunt were in “Devil Wears Prada” together. LOVE!

EXACTLY. Meeting at 28/35- wouldn’t bat an eye. You most likely are two adults who have been in at least a few relationships or have dated awhile. You have a much better idea of who you are as a person as well. Meeting at 17/24 is totally different. Teenagers (and some early 20 year olds TBH) about relationships and…

MAAAAAAAARK (said like River Song when she was on “E/R”): You are amazing. And disgusting. Fuck you and your articles about gross shit. But Thank YOU for showing me the wonders of guinea pigs, and the amazing story of your wedding. You are a magnificent bastard and will be missed!

This and the Aretha performance have restored my faith in humanity, just a little. Our president loves kids, and it makes for some awesomely silly wonderful photos. Also, the one of Malia wiping something off of his face is just so adorable- you can tell that the whole family has a lot of love and affection for each…

Thank you for this- and thank Aretha. I am so over it today, but this is giving me LIFE!

Um yes we need this in the world.

All of this. “Tennessee Christmas” is my jam.

You are a gem. This is perfect.

ACCURATE!

Yea verily, this is a beautiful list and very important historical document. I hope the Library of Congress preserves this, and only this, from the Republican primaries.

As a manager in the throes of working on year end reviews, well done you.

Maybe you should not make choices based on what society expects, but you sure as shit should make choices based on how much it hurts people you love. You are right, we don’t know how their relationship was before he left. All we have to base it on is his actions. Which were selfish as fuck to leave someone who he was…

YEEEEES THAT BITCH DON’T AGE and I AM OKAY WITH THAT! Yum.

This needs way more stars.