Your sister’s Prince game is PERFECT. Respect.

I was coming down to the comment section to say exactly this.

I will never be as cool as Tracee Ellis Ross was at 18. Also, does she not age?

My kid’s school has a daddy daughter dance around Valentines’ day, and a mom-son punt pass kick event in the fall. Which means as the mother of a daughter...I get no special little event to do with my daughter. The whole thing STINKS I TELL YOU.

YES ORAL PLUS FINGERS EQUALS AMAZING ORGASMS. Like shit goes numb after and I need some recoup time after amazing. And then I will basically do whatever he wants because DAMN SON THAT WAS AAHHHHMAAAAZZZZIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

“Mouth shuck my giggle oyster” is something I will use in a sentence in the next 24 hours. Thank you for bringing it into my life!

Let’s hope so. Considering both of her parents wear glasses, I suspect she will eventually be a four eyes.

This was brilliant. BRAVO!

When I was pregnant I lived on baby carrots and Goldfish crackers my first trimester, because those were the only foods that sounded or smelled appetizing. For. Three. Months. I was quite surprised my daughter was not orange when she came out.

PREACH! According to science, lice prefer clean hair/heads as well, so actually if your kids bring home lice it's because they have nice clean real estate for those little buggers to move into! Fucking head lice are the WORST. Went through two outbreaks since my kiddo has been in elementary school. She's in 3rd grade,…

I just went down that rabbit hole. I will never go in the woods again.

yaaaaas I so coveted this phone. I had a non-Razr flip phone.

One of the benefits of the large multinational corporation I work for is the matching donations to qualified charities. Planned Parenthood is one of them. I just went to the donation website and tripled my bi-weekly paycheck deduction of $10 to $30 to my local PP. My company will match that 100%. So that's $120 a…

YES I totally did not realize till this article that was Idris Elba. No wonder that rent boy was so foine!

I SAID GODDAMN. She is just sexy as hell.

This, and your story about taking your cat on trips makes me ridiculously happy on this Friday. Bless you and your hilarious animals.

YES PLEASE I was cackling like a witch by the end of that segment. So. Good. The people screaming about getting a rotting pumpkin? SPOT. ON.

So all that history of Chinese immigrants building the transcontinental railroads were a myth, then, according to these whack jobs? And every major city in America having a Chinatown that has been there for at least 100 years? Fiction, apparently! /s

YES PLEASE MAKE THIS AND I WILL WATCH IT!

YAAAAS GIRL! LOVE LOVE LOVE KATYA. She was so funny.