CONGRATS YOU CRAZY KIDS!

That ain’t even the half of it. There is a Versailles, KY, named after the French Palace. How is it pronounced? It’s “Ver-Sales” not “Ver-sigh”. VER-SALES KENTUCKY YOU CANNOT MAKE IT UP.

This is most excellent, I shall deploy this immediately.

I have no idea who Allisia Cara is, but I should figure it out, because her cover of “Bad Blood” is boss, and her voice is awesome.

YISS thank you I just went down a BBC rabbit hole. How about Usher playing bass and singing “Pumped Up Kicks”? Damn!

YAAAAS! I started doing this at work when men would try to talk over me, I just. Kept. Talking. They learned really quick that they should not interrupt me.

All the stars in the sky to you.

If I just popped my incision site from laughing at that I’m sending you the bill, girl.

I am 100% team kindergarten you. That parasol is adorable, and that jerk deserved every whack. Amazing.

OMG I thought I had somehow permanently zoomed into th website accidentally with my trackpad and couldn’t figure out how to make it smaller.

Oh Mark, I just got out of the hospital and have 4 weeks of recovery ahead of me. That second paragraph just gave me so much life. You are doing the Lord’s work regarding penis jokes, my friend.

This is the most telling bit for me-

One of the best offshoots of this film being made, besides the attention to the erasing of misonyny of NWA, is the fact that this song is hella relevant. Please post at pretty much every opportunity.

THIS EXACTLY THIS! There absolutely needs to be more connections drawn between how upper management runs the business and how that affects all the workers throughout the organization. Ridiculous work expectations are top down- if the CEO expects his underlings to produce regardless of time, space, or family…

You have just made my day finding out this is happening! Thank you! I HEART Christopher Guest movies so much.

I heart these ladies so hard. They are NOT picking up what he is putting down.

Wait, if I have been wearing trousers all my life, does that mean I am a committed lesbian and just don't know it? Oh my god, maybe they were right. Maybe gay is contagious????? Because heterosexual women would NEVER wear trousers!

But don’t you get it? It’s A WEDDING!!! Which is the most magical of days and every girl dreams of her special WEDDING DAY forever and it is the most important day in her life and how can you do this to someone on THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THEIR LIFE????

That is awesome. LEAVE GEORGE ALONE!

Team Eagle, not even a contest.