Like, damn, she can move. She's too good for him.

I second the WTF recommendation. Dax came across as smart, humble, self aware, and totally in love with his wife.

GURL, all the hugs and vodka to you. I know you said you don't feel like you can back out now, but it may be worth it for your mental health to just say FUCK THIS NOISE and elope. Your mom is being UNREASONABLE. I hope you can at least get them to NOT invite your abuser. That is some bullshit right there. Feel free to…

Perfect pic, perfect portmanteau.

Here is what I want: all of this in plus size. Pls. The rainbow sweatpants are amazing.

Your mom is awesome.

Ideally, on your stomach above your lady bits. Or along the inside of your thighs. YES!

A-fucking-men! My pregnancy was totally normal, no major complications, and I HATED every minute of it. I cannot fathom doing that if you weren't 100% on board with having a kid. And then, after the most trying physical trial I've ever been through, I have to raise an entire human from the ground up? I can barely keep…

This is acceptable. Sexy Amish look FTW.

Beth Hart! Excellent.

Awww, that is super romantic and sweet. Perfect first kiss story.

Let's recap: she hula hooped through the whole song, wearing what appears to be a plastic bustier, crazy ass headress, and she's 62 years old. I believe if you look up BAMF in the dictionary, this is the picture you will see. I will never be as amazing as Grace Jones' left pinky toe.

That look... Is giving me pants feelings. And also yay for being who you are!

This makes me want to party with you. I bet you're a pistol.

I did on your reccomendation. Thank you for insisting.

Fuck yes! The sexiest thing in GotG is Chris Pratt. Who would think he is sexy? Couldn't be the LADIES, could it? The fact that the head honcho seems oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is women is not surprising. Disappointing as fuck, but not surprising.

FALSE ADVERTISING MAN. So glad you got rid of that no goodnik.

But was he any good at eating pussy? (My guess? No.)

This wine has a audatious tremulecense.

I 100% agree with this assesment. He is just TOTALLY SMITTEN with her. I think that is sweet.