That is an awesome and brave thing. You rock, sir.

This wins. SNIFFF WHY AM I CUTTING ONIONS???

Oh my goodness, who is cutting onions? Just, she is awesome and goddess help the person that hurts her baby.

BLOOMIN' ONION FOR LYFE! Seriously, I would take an Outback steak over pretty much any pricy steak I have ever bought ever.

Absolutely! Taking care of yourself is very important.

You sound like an awesome therapist doing good work. As a parent, I so appreciate teachers/doctors/whoever whose job it is to interact or look after my kid, especially when they so obviously care about the kids as people and treat them as such. I bet you have a HUGE influence on this girl, for the better. I would also…

That's not free speech. Free speech is saying what you want and the government not repressing you. It has nothing to to with non-government entities, like corporations and radio listeners.

Why do you love people who say racist things so much?

Please write this up so we can pitch it to TLC. "Kate Plus Eight...Minus One! (or More!)"

Is the pope from South America? Of course Missy Elliot is 7 calibers above Nicki or Iggy or Azealia..

YOU IN DANGER GIRL!

I was all set to make fun of these, but I went to the Buzzfeed link, and I love this pic. THE HAIR IS ON POINT:

+1 for the addendum after the asterisk. That's hot.

Why is it raining on my face??? The little speech at the end. IT'S RAINING HARDER.

This is a thing of beauty. Thank you.

YES!!! Listened to this today on the way to work.

Me too! Mosquito bites quickly turn into big, ugly, itchy red welts that last for 4 days. If I can resist scratching (yeah, right), they will go away, but if I scratch them at all it takes several EXTRA days for it to completely heal and go away. AND I apparently taste like filet mignon to the little buggers- my…

I would like to insert a gif of the Captain getting shot in the gut, with the caption of "right in the feels", but Kinja hates joy, dogs, and everything worth seeing in the world. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA, KINJA???????

Me too. I try to stealthily just eat the bits that look like tentacles, since those are less likely to be bung hole.

Well, darn. I was hoping for pig assholes! This American Life listeners know what I'm talking about! (Maybe)