Straw fedora. Perfect summer hat! Wish we had an H & M around here, I've been looking for a straw fedora.

That is just delightful, and she is a doll!

I have been to exactly 2 sit down wedding receptions in my life, and I've probably been to at least 40 or so weddings ever. The fanciest wedding I have ever been to was at the father of the bride's house (Because he is LOADED), and they had all their super fancy food served BUFFET STYLE.

This whole thread is equal parts educational, gross, and hilarious. Which means it is right in my wheelhouse.

OK, now we need high school rap battles on science, history, math, english, PE. Have quarterfinals, then the finals, celebrity judges- Phill Platt, Morgan Freeman. Come ON, people, I have come up with two great TV show ideas in one night. Entertainment industry, get some game.

oh my GAWD that was fun. I need to mainline some episodes of The Cosby Show stat!

Good gawd I would injure mutiple parts of my body doing that.

Now's the time to pat the little dear on the head and say, "There, there." Because he/she is refusing to listen to the perfectly reasonable response that MarkPaulGossipmore provided. I must also give a hat tip to MarkPaulGossipmore for responding like a nice person, TWICE, after the OP made it clear what his/her AXE…

OH PERFECT! I could not think of the right curmudgeon to fill the bill. He is PERFECT. Dear Entertainment World: get on this, because I would watch the SHIT out of this.

I am with you. That video is so weird. But I can't stop listening to that track. And I don't know why, but TI like, brushing the model's hair? For some reason, I found that adorable.

Some sort of bounty hunter drama- she was a detective with the police, but got jaded/framed for something/insert drama here. She becomes a bounty hunter, hunting down criminals LIKE A BOSS, and working on clearing her record in her down time. What sort of comic relief/sidekick would she need? Young whippersnapper high…

Indeed, after experiencing newborn land first hand, I am amazed that any marriage survives the first year of child-ness. Sleep deprivation is, literally, a form of torture. That a small infant is foisting upon you. Oh yeah, and you have to feed them from your own body.

Can we talk about her hair? Because I love this hair on her. woman was already flawless, but that hair makes her look even younger and fresh than before. somebody write her a starring role in a TNT drama so I can see her every week already.

Indeed, you are correct. If I was fancier, I'd insert a "The More You Know" gif here.

OH YES. He's a bad boy. A bad LOST BOY. Man, I know I was probably around the same age as him when that movie came out, so he's probably the same age as me, but I still feel dirty talking about it.

OH MY GOD I love Hook. I think it was the head Lost Boy- can't remember his character name. The one with the three pinkish mohawks? In my early teens, he made me feel tingly.

Nice. We're bringing freedom from tyrrany and butter, y'all!

I'm honestly not sure. I guess there is a picture somewhere of her riding something, and since the whole racist kerfluffle started people have been photoshopping her riding various things.

You owe that jerkwad absolutely zero fucks. He is an ass, his family even knows he's an ass, and you owe him absolutely nothing to soothe his ego for doing something shitty. He wants to make YOU feel bad about how HE broke up with YOU? NO!

Of all the iterations of Paula Deen being photoshopped riding various things, this is my favorite. Ride away into the Cosmos on the Great Space Rooster, you racist chef you!