HAAA you are right!

I know! Their bills look stuck on!

Also my thought. I will have the evil Western medicine vet for my fuzzy babies, thank you very much. I don't think my cats need their chakras aligned.

I have very fine, flat hair that just lays there. It has no body at all. The longer it gets, the flatter it gets. When I keep it in a bob, however, I can actually fake some body with the right product. And if it flips up on the ends, I just use the curling iron, then BOOM I'm done. I've grown my hair out long exactuly…

Yay! Where's my toaster? Or is that just for turning gay? Darn, I really want that toaster!

I have three things to say to that side by side. H.O.T. That is a whole lot of bombshell for just two ladies. And I'm a straight girl!

If they make the Joe Simpson a self-hating closeted gay, I'm in.

I am not sure either, but my wild guess is that it is for "transwoman" or "transman", but shorter. Substitue appropriate gender identity for the *.

Hmmm, this is a good tip, and something I think I need to incorporate more with my 5 year old. I am convinced that ages 4-6 are the true "terrible twos". My kiddo is very stubborn and so darn smart that she will try to argue anything we tell her not to do. I mean, it will serve her well that she is willing to question…

That is awesome.

Suddenly, my daughter yelling "MONKEY HEART" at the top of her lungs while she was jumping on the bed today makes perfect sense. Thank you.

OK I just now realized that Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde are two different people. Both named Olivia. And brunette.

Can't we just beat him sensless anyway? He *is* Ryan Seacrest, after all.

I don't mind the color, but the cut is all wrong. It's like a rectangle. And I know she is NOT shaped like a rectangle- her bod is slammin'.

WOAH. I had no idea they were married. Like they could have a voice over contest around their house, like, all day every day.

Right? I don't really want to stay at your party, neighbors. Just give me a heads up, invite us for a polite hi how ya doin' 10 minutes, then we'll leave you be.

Are you me? My neighbors did this earlier in the year. It went till midnight. Apparently they didn't pay for the mariachi band after midnight, cause they finally wound down after than.

I did not like the menstrual cup I tried, but the company I got it from actually accepted returns if you didn't like it. Mind you, I was out the shipping, but hey I tried it and i didn't like it and they gave me my purchase price back. Fair deal.

Before I got my Mirena and my period basically went away (LOVE THE MIRENA SO MUCH), I used cloth pads. SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE than regular pads. And I HATED tampons. Not really sure why, they just...felt weird. I tried a cup once, and it actually made my menstrual cramps worse. I discovered cloth pads, and I was in…

Oh god yes. I read it. And re-read it. And read it again. Then gave up. Then scrolled back and read again. I am definitely the old.