I love that gif.

"Fresh Prince vs. the Crazy Zombie Things" is a perfect name for that movie. I need to go read the book now because it sounds much more enjoyable.

I watched I Am Legend with my husband on DVD - with both endings- and we argued endlessly on which was the better ending. I liked the alternate ending, but he liked the original hollywood ending. Nice to know the one I liked was closer to the original story.

LOL I love that picture! Oh yes there is that for sure. But sometimes you do get to compensate with naps, so there's that. It's not so much the lack of sleeping in, but the fact that the older I get, the less my body forgives me for not getting enough sleep.

I wish I had done more kegels and lower ab work. For real. it's been four years and my lower back, bladder control, and ability to suck in my stomach are still not right.

And for that you are hearted. I too had a part of my childhood murdered that day. My husband to this day does not understand my utter distaste of all things Star Wars prequel. George Lucas is dead to me. DEAD TO ME YOU HEAR??? I refuse to even play the prequel levels on Lego Star Wars.

I wish you were right. I suspect, unfortunately, that we are not.

It is when what you mean is "Black people with funny names aren't Amurican". Which is what he means.

I have been grumpily refusing to convert to timeline because I thought it was dumb, but I may just take the plunge now that you've given me the idea of how to make it fun. I need to brush up on my history to figure out which historical events I totally f'ed up in my past! OR maybe I started every cutting edge company…

Totally agree on Channing Tatum. He comes across as totally non-douche, with a good sense of humor about himself.

This has me so sad. I was born in '74, so I just barely remember disco, but man I remember "She Works Hard For The Money". That was an awesome song and video, and the older I get the more relevant and awesome it is. And frickin' Bad Girls and Last Dance will always get me on the dance floor. And Donna Summer used to…

Really? I thought he was...younger. Good to know.

YES this was like one of the funniest things I saw last night. Well played, Sealy.

I love my Mirena. My period has basically disappeared. And that is one of the normal side effects! Like, awwww, darn! I guess I'll just have to enjoy life without unwanted pregancies AND horrible cramps! Frankly, I don't remember my Mirena insertion hurting too much. I love it. This is year 5, so I'll have to get this…

When did Usher get so hot? I think he is a lot younger than me. I mean, I know he's legal, but it still makes me feel a little dirty.

That sounds like total heaven. With booze and snark. Have fun!

I am a woman staring down the barrel of 38, with a 4 and a half year old, and being a parent is the hardest thing I have ever done, and will ever do, full stop. I wish more people would think seriously about having kids before they do it. You have lived your life, not me, I cannot judge. I understand the anxiety of…

OMG this:

Allow me to fill in for them:

They're both named Michelle?