YES! Folding laundry. Playing with Legos. So much better with wine!

WHO WRITES THIS? Because they are a genius!

Oh I just went to that website, and that is possibly the most awesome thing I have seen ever. December 21st almost made me have to buy a new laptop, because I almost spit coffee all over it. I so hope Suri really turns out like that- like Carrie Fischer, but maybe with less drugs? Or maybe more, since she will have to…

Oh definitely a caucasian, Gary.

Touche.

Dude, if you are ashamed of that, then I should be doubly ashamed that my biggest crush from TNG was the ancient (by teenybopper standards) Jean Luc Picard. Bald. British. Sign me up.

That is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Of course, I started watching TNG because the cute guy from "Stand By Me" was on it, and then quickly abandoned him when I discovered the delights of a certain balding Britsh man. Oh, Patrick Stewart, you will always be the hottest piece of tail on the bridge of the…

Hey, If you love George Takei and AbFab, you can't be a stalker! You are someone I should have drinks with!

George Takei is full of class and awesome.

So hearted for that! Eddie and Pats for life!

Me too!

I like your version better.

Oh yes, this is so the winner. Because my new goal is to be like the honey badger- and not give a shit. Honey badger don't care!

I join you in the lifeboat, because I love "Last Christmas" so much. It goes on every Christmas mix/playlist that I make.

OH how I love the phrase "by the short and curlies", and thank you muchly for reminding me of it. I shall endeavor to use it as much as possible.

That's what I call it too! Total real estate porn!

So much win and truth in that. Hearted.

Is that handful of salt to help season the whole thing? Because we have plenty of pepper! Ka-chaow!

Motherfucking hearted right there. I could stop there, but then my comment would be too short. This is serious history shit right there. Pardon all the curse words, for I have imbibed this evening.

If he didn't want the truth, he shouldn't have given his work to someone who actually critiqes others' work for a living.He will get over it. Or learn to never do that again.