My doctor mentioned Mirena to me, and I had two other friends who were very happy Mirena users, so I was all about the Mirena after I had baby (four years ago tomorrow!). I LOVE it. No periods! No condoms! No pills to forget to take! When I have to take this one out next year I think I will get another one. I'm not…

Your kids are awesome. Which means congrats to you for being a good mom. :) ROCK ON LIL LITTLEPINKCAKES!

Preferably with matching outfits! Flash mob doing mob-type stuff! To music! But with 100% more property damage!

Now that is just silly. If you are putting in the hours, leaving early once in a blue moon should not be an issue, I'm totally with you there.

Speaking as a former manager, and probably future manager, of a group of office data entry types, some people need micro-managing. Either because they need constant validation because they are needy, or they seem to think they are 5 and whatever they can get away with they will do even though they know they're not…

That is way cooler than a diamond.

All of your celebrity dreams are awesome. I approve!

Totally. Miss Jessica Maples is awesome.

Duh- that is why he tweeted in all caps. OK! WHAT? WHAT?

+1

OMG I accidentally watched this show the other night and could not turn away from "Where Have All The Children Gone". That dance teacher is an ARTIST, dammit!

You have to do it with the two snaps in the air. That's what sells the joke.

Seriously! I don't even know who Piers Morgan is, but obviously he has no taste in footwear. Those shoes are the bomb.

That is exactly the thought process I take when I ask myself that question. I go through every variable to make sure it is absolutely necessary to shave. I use my razor like nuclear weapons- it is always the very last resort.

re: using a comb. That is genius. I need to get to Sally's stat to buy myself a comb and some decent scissors. I'm thinking I need a dedicated comb for that stuff.

Me too. Once a week tops in the summer. Winter? I don't bother with my legs at all. I do shave my armpits every other day- I'm stinky enough as it is without hair there. And I only bother with my cootch when I'm going swimming. And I NEVER shave it with a razor! Beard trimmer FTW!

This comment is practically dripping with awesome.

That last sentence is funny. Because it is true. I'm almost 37 and I'm still coming to grips with this reality.

So hearted because every time I make a crude joke about teh sex I immediately say, "That's funny, see, because I'm twelve!" Inner-12 year olds unite! And make penis jokes!

Me three, er four!