@peanutsnraisins: I thought I was the only one. ZOMBIE ANTS PEOPLE@!!!!

@hedonisticme: HELL yeah!

@bilingualsuperheroine: ME TOO! God it's like Kramer and Mary Hart's voice. I start to get an eye twitch when I see her or hear her voice or try to figure out how to pronounce her name.

Oh MoGlo, this was the beautiful tart jewel I needed on this morning of really missing that extra hour of sleep. Thank you.

@this_charming_one: This. For real, yos. My 3 and 1/2 year old doesn't miss a trick. I can only imagine if I were followed daily by papparazzi. "Mommy, look! There are those mean photographers again!"

I wish one of my friends that I don't really like that much would do something so bad and scandalous that I could sell the story to the Enquirer. Seems more likely than hitting the lotto!

Anne Hathaway was way excited by Stephen Spielberg.

Not sure if I liked the lack of applause during the death montage or missed it.

In the suit, out of the suit. As long as we're talking fucking and Javier Bardem, I'm there.

I think it's tan lines. That's what it looks like to me, anyway.

@dodai: why choose? Why not both?

For real. We need to be attracting people to the profession, not driving them away with shitty benefits, subpar pay, and no support. Bah.

@bichon: Wait, what? Teachers can't collect social security? That's some effed up stuff, right there. Teachers deserve way more than just social security.

@dodo-bajoe: Oooh, good to know.

Go Wisconsin protesters! I am proud to be in the same country as you and to eat your cheese.

And I thought Washington had gone to the dogs. Ba-dum bum!

You'll have to fight me first. I had the buttons, the Tiger Beat magazines, the horribly written fan fiction. John Taylor is mine. MINE I tell you! ETA: that is @MakeFetch. Damn new format all confusing.

That headline is da bomb, MoGlo.

@Alys Brangwin has a huge talent: That is full of awesome.

@Birthday Girl: Hear hear! I don't think I have any pictures of me from the day she was born. Wait, one of when I was in labor, but not like right after. Maybe because I was busy having my internal organs put back in my body. Did you know they like TAKE YOUR UTERUS OUT OF YOUR BODY if you have a c-section? And like…