Maine isn't really a state. More of an ideology.

By definition, could you be a socialist cocksucker who is not a socialist?

jesus would have denied those were digimon. He's kind of a dick like that.

My coworkers are in for a surprise on Monday. “Hey douchecanoe...”

Like honest to gawd midieval bear baiting?

Really? You checked out a video of a man fucking a car and you weren’t sure if it’s safe for work?

Those are in Oklahoma

Let the apocalypse commence.

The team sucking is one thing, but a suck-ass tailgate is a whole other thing.

Get me Kenny G STAT! Trump needs to take this thing to the next level.

Is he wrong?

Because we all want to be special.

I went to a KC @ Buf NFL game (I’m a Chiefs fan). The Buffalo fans were about what you’d expect. Lots of good people, couple of knuckleheads. Great tailgate.

My god man! See a Dr!

In some ways, it’s amazing that Brock Turner got 6 months.

Even better than one dynasty is two dynasties that keep meeting to work it out.

The NFL has a lot more beasts from every era back to the 50's. Usually because those guys had the size and power of today’s NFL players. And all the players that could hold onto the ball became one man wrecking crews in college and high school.