They tried, but couldn’t figure out why the game would stop working for a few days every month....

I have a good source that says the dog’s name is Streaks

Hopefully May/June!

Keith is tied for 2nd in points among defensemen(11P -0G 11A), and Seabrook is tied for 3rd with 10P.

You can say that about the majority of NHL teams. Once you get passed the top 2 D-men, you’re going to have a pretty large drop off in talent. The Hawk’s drop off to Hammer and Campbell isn’t that big of a drop though. The two rookies* on the bottom aren’t too bad either.

He last pitched Saturday, so you must mean short-rested Kluber.

Capitals......

Looked more like a garter toss at a family wedding.

Nice.

Humans would be #1 if there weren’t laws deterring us from killing each other...

“By the way, Carson Wentz is legit. I can’t even hate. He’s polished and accurate and the size of a goddamn mountain. I fear his rookie poise.”

12 weeks of “paid” leave....more like 6 weeks of paid, and another 6 weeks of “hope you have short term disability insurance”...

(that’s) What she said!

There was a play during the first quarter, a run to the right by C.J. Anderson, and Norwood (WR #11) on Denver went to block the strong safety, and got blew up helmet to helmet! While on his hands and knees trying to figure out how to keep the world from spinning for a few seconds, he slowly got to his feet, almost…

Maybe read the First Amendment? Also, the tournament is being held in Canada.....

My last tweet will be my first.

“Aldon Smith is on suspension and can’t run over your son while drunk anymore.”

It’s a total mind-fuck, especially if there is any wind involved. Put a skyball into the wind and you can actually get it to come back, angling towards the net/back line, and can be fairly difficult to read. So as you’re staring into the sky for 2 or 3 seconds, wondering if you have time to get a quick sip of water,…

Yeah, but you’re a Cubs fan, so he would have an equally relevant topic to roast you on too. So....in no particular order we have Milton Bradley, Zambrano, Bartman, Goats, 108 years...and growing, Wrigley Field, etc. I’m sure I’m forgetting some important moments in embarrassing Cubs history. I still think he’s got…

What’s next? He has to putt under a windmill and into a clowns mouth?