Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

I worked with a college soccer coach that said a two-goal lead was worse than a one-goal lead. His justification was that the team was too settled up two and often give up two goals instead of continuing to play hard just up one. I tried to rationalize that once you gave up that first goal up two goals, it became a…

Pretty insensitive to put “No Hitter Alert” in the crawl, though. 

Where are all these over-the-edge pee-ers coming from? The fly is there, it’s easy, it’s tidy, it’s sanitary! What the hell are you people doing, and why do you enjoy constricting the flow from beneath? 

I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.

They may hang a banner in from the rafters for this PR win.

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

Holy shit, is that true?! I also thought it was insane for the goalposts to be in the middle of the fucking field, but it’s even more insane that there are recurring INJURIES because of them and they won’t move them! What???

Do not however take any “Viagra” this guy offers you:

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Trying to play devil’s advocate, would you like it if veiled conservative mantras (that nobody opposes in their literal meaning but that clearly mean something else) were banned like “Blue/All lives matter” (AKA black lives dont matter), “GOD bless America” (AKA we’re a Christian country), “Support our troops” (AKA…

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

“but merely encouraged so players could “demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF”

I don’t think you can find a credible ranking of global leagues that put MLS in the Top 10.

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

I have a theory that Ravens fans don’t hate the Browns as much as the Browns hate the Ravens. Browns fans have a deep-seated disgust for the Ravens for obvious reasons and some significant grievances. Conversely, I think most Ravens fans would just rather not talk about it. First, the Browns have never been…

Solidarity with others in the industry, ensuring that good workplace conditions continue if there’s a change in management, giving workers a voice in governance decisions.

The Ringer Union Negotiations: An Oral History