Clearly, you have never had Clive Tyldesley or Jonathan Pearce inflicted upon you. 

I’m getting all warm and tingly just thinking about all the rage that will be emanating from the entitled Knicks fans and media. It’s like Christmas morning.

One odd thing I’ve noticed is that in the Baltimore Ravens’ logo, the bird has a large “B” on the side of its head, behind the eye (attached image for reference), whereas none of the ravens I’ve ever seen have such a marking, on their head or elsewhere.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

“You mean I have unlimited vacation days? That’s amazing!”

Because they like to seem hip and cool.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

I suspect the “thief” was just a member of the building cleaning staff who unknowingly moved the chair to a different room.

For me, that second PK was supersoft to the degree that I can completely understand the Spanish side being furious about it. My national commentary team kept claiming that it was keeping in line with the rest of the games, but I personally disagree as those PKs were given in situations where the contact was much…

What a garbage outcome. The non-penalty was a travesty, and the fact that it withstood VAR is yet another testament to VAR’s worthlessness. Spain outplayed the US for the better part of 75% of that match, keeping them on their heels. USWNT are going to fold like a lawn chair when they face France. 

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

That kid looks like the “edgy” character the Sandlot remake needs

One always attends a Jays game before moving. It’s a reliable way to remind yourself why you’re leaving and why that’s absolutely the right thing to do.

Bless this wholesome basketball dweeb

It’s really obvious when you think about it.  The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

No matter how much SNL has sucked during the Keenan years, he was always good.

Of course Charles McKee III is the FBI’s golf-crime investigator.

NCAA could do this if it didn’t cherish “amateurism” so much.