It’s a huge benefit to the company that Shaq isn’t afraid to seek second opinions and employ rigorous focus testing to perfect that one-of-a-kind Papa John’s ass taste.

This is pizza Qanon. Shaq is just taking this job in order to flush out and finally capture the Noid.

Steph Curry

He took the opportunity to guarantee himself generational wealth at a time when he had not yet guaranteed it. Kind of weird to call that “betting against himself.”

Anyone who says they wouldn’t watch this video if it came out is a damn liar.

this is the dumbest in your string of dumb takes

I’d argue that doing small things that make other people’s lives easier returns net benefits for everyone involved, but who knows. I just mean that if after reading enough articles on this and The Takeout, it appears pretty quickly that these bloggers believe in helping service employees as much as possible,…

I’m just answering questions. That’s it.

A couple of feminist friends took me to task for saying Holmes faked her voice. They said higher octaves don’t help women in the workplace, which I don’t argue with, and she only “lowered her voice an octave,” which in their minds wasn’t fake. I say she lowered it way TOO much, and that’s what makes it fake.

whatever else can be said of the Knicks, it is also true that they have not and will not and cannot suffer the humiliation of being punked by Mario Hezonja.

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

The only person who appreciates Borat quotes in my house is MY WIIIFE

reportedly thousand-dollar phone

I applaud David Irving for addressing the matter so openly and directly. Frankly, I was expecting him to deny everything.

Nah, unnatural position is equally vague. If you’re jumping and turning, it’s probably natural to have your arms away from your body.

I agree with you that the outcomes were correct. But the part that really gets to me is just how interminably long the review process was.  I know that it comes with complications of its own, but I feel like there should be some kind of a time limit to the VAR process.  My greatest fear is that VAR ends up turning…

Sorry for the third response, but there is so much wrong here from a refereeing perspective.

I still don’t understand how leaking the trade details was supposed to humiliate the Lakers. Everyone knew the Lakers were making trade offers for Davis (not just because of this leak, it was widely reported), and everyone knew which players they were offering (as they were literally the only thing the Lakers had to…

Thank you for this, Ray. You make Deadspin the Good Place.

Wait until they get to the lager is all I ever drink phase of working at a brewery. All that high ABV beer can be delicious, but you can have two or three at most before you have to go home and pass out. Soon they’ll be telling you about how Hamm’s is the best macro brew lager ever made and you’ll want to shoot…