and crossfit, and vegan I bet.

“thoroughly not at all psyched...”

You’re just realizing this now?

Milwaukee has Boston beat by a mile in the segregation department.

“Hey Jimbo, I doooooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare”

well done.

Well, if you’ll indulge me. According to the report, the bullet entered the stadium headed downward at an angle of seventeen degrees. The bullet then proceeds to ricochet off of Mike Matheny’s grim, stalwart face, pauses - in mid air, mind you - and then strikes the fan.

Came here for this, left satisfied.

Quin Snyder looks like the guy hired to play antagonist coach Dick Litino in “Blue Chips 2: Western’s Redemption”

Not even retirement could get in the way of the annual Brandon Roy injury.

Cappy Jeebs! aren’t going to make this happen with money - they will make this happen with hustle, grit, and gift baskets.

Cappy Jeebs are going to lead the Marlins to a whole new level of ass-eating.

This is downright tame given the rest of the comments but grilled peanut butter and cheese is pure heaven. Cheddar though - not american, and wheat bread instead of white.

It’s unbelievable to me that his name is Dick Talons. Why is the lust victim from Se7en writing about diet strategy?

I could absolutely see Bill Belichick reanimating his body and signing it to an incentives-laden contract...but brain? Hard to fathom.

“I think I got this.”

So is he eligible to be put on the IR now in standard format leagues?

And so it was told “I’m going to take Shiva and make her mine tonight, and then delivery her to Andre tomorrow” Amen.

He just wants to be somewhere where everyone takes a “more professional approach”

Oh shit, now what are they going to do.