Nah - the evolution of stats is about isolating the things a player does without any of the other cruft that comes with traditional stats. This is just the next iteration of that progression.

This is standard practice for passengers that violate their ticketed terms of service. Just ask General Vogel:

Hey - none of this would have happened if the beat-up passenger had not acted so “immaturely.”

What the hell happened to him - did they punch him in the face and knock him out? It appears in the first video that he is unconscious, and he seems pretty seriously jacked up in the other two repeating the same thing over and over. 

That video plays like a metaphor for my married sex life. Stuff progressing nicely, condom goes on...BAM, toddler is pounding on the bedroom door and then strolling in with a self-satisfied smirk.

Spicey: “With respect to the president cheese visit, we uhh intend to blah blahgetty blah...”

Well fucking played.

Not to worry - like everything at Kentucky, this will only linger for a year before leaving.

He better cut that fucking hair. He doesn’t look like a Yankee, he doesn’t sound like a Yankee, he’s no Yankee.

There’s also the fact that he’s simply been so good...

Stevie Piscotty knows how to get hit by balls the right way. The Cardinal Way.

Why aren’t we doing a series of The Cardinal’s Lost articles again? Can we do that please?

I would be willing to take half his salary and be at least as wooden and insincere.

The cardinals are cheaters - I just re-watched every at bat and that ad was up 3x more for Cards hitters than Cubs. Looking forward to the Oliver Stone production exposing this conspiracy.

Why is there a picture of purple Fallopian tubes at the top of this article?