“For a game designed around teamwork, it really was just a one man operation.”

But, he’s a one-man apocalypse? 

Well, so much for my drinking game of “spot who didn’t watch the video”.

^guy who doesn’t get this article is satire

“Bruh.. no.. stop, you are retarded.”

maybe they should wait until we laugh at Toy Story 4 first

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

“If she has the foresight to think that, she’s already more mature than many older human beings. She should be fine.”

Q: “Where is the incest?”

Same here, I thought it was going to be for a bit more and maybe include a controller that’s a halfway point between the default and the elite controller.

then get a fucking regular xbox if your kid asks for one! the one x isnt for them.

“499 is too high” holy shit people, do you know how much pc gamers pay for 4k gaming?! we’ve only just now gotten a gpu on the market that can handle 4k resolutions in all games, max setting and still maintain a stable 60fps! that gpu is the 1080ti and it costs 700 bucks by itself! now you want to tell me that 499 is…

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

This article can be about that if you really, really want it to be.

Thanks! but $499 is a much better deal...

And here comes the PC insecure race.

Deal. With. The. Fact. That. Not. Everyone. Wants. To.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

Screw all you hippies - *I* wanted this.

After a long day of work, doing chores around the house, and finally settling down with a drink to read kotaku and then play something. Then I read that the acronym for trails in the sky is TITS and I laugh for 5 straight minutes. I’m still 10 at heart.