You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

Here’s an idea make your own goddamn game

Not seeing a reason to get this over the Elite.

What Persona taught me about friendship: Increase your stats or no one will want to hang out with you.

Fixed.

I got burned on the last Cryptocurrency bubble.

So drug school.

All currencies are a construct of human perception.

Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

“For a game designed around teamwork, it really was just a one man operation.”

But, he’s a one-man apocalypse? 

Well, so much for my drinking game of “spot who didn’t watch the video”.

^guy who doesn’t get this article is satire

“Bruh.. no.. stop, you are retarded.”

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

“If she has the foresight to think that, she’s already more mature than many older human beings. She should be fine.”

Q: “Where is the incest?”

Same here, I thought it was going to be for a bit more and maybe include a controller that’s a halfway point between the default and the elite controller.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

After a long day of work, doing chores around the house, and finally settling down with a drink to read kotaku and then play something. Then I read that the acronym for trails in the sky is TITS and I laugh for 5 straight minutes. I’m still 10 at heart.