What about all my notifications!?!

My dogs (and my cat) had a standing agreement with me, stemming from a bout of the flu I had in the fall of 2000. If I failed to get out of bed for 24 hours straight, they were allowed to begin eating my face. If that didn’t get me out of bed to put food in the bowls, they were entitled to finish the rest of me. I…

I don’t have ad-blockers on my browsers, because I know it hurts the sites I like and that it’s a small price to pay to support my favorite sites.

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

It requires user attention. So at least in your scenarios, you can’t get hacked while asleep because your eyes need to be open and looking at the camera. Not sure about the police one though, but really your mortal concerns by that point are kinda behind you...

Apple says FaceID requires “user attention,” so your eyes have to be open and looking at the device. This should prevent the notorious girlfriend-nap attack.

People get fired in corporate America for getting the wrong flavor of coffee.

Here’s an idea make your own goddamn game

Season eight, last episode, he wakes up in a daze next to Suzanne Pleshette.

You know what? From this point on, I’ll read nothing else about season 4. I want to go into it the way I first went into Black Mirror years ago. I’m chasing that initial high again.

Not seeing a reason to get this over the Elite.

What Persona taught me about friendship: Increase your stats or no one will want to hang out with you.

Fixed.

That’s a flask.

I got burned on the last Cryptocurrency bubble.

So drug school.

All currencies are a construct of human perception.

Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

The author’s bio says he is “the editor of io9, yo”

That explains a lot, actually.