J was a much better guitar player than anyone Zombie employed in his solo stuff.

The spirit of Andy Rooney lives on.

It's almost like he became a self parody! *farts*

Buffalo!

"He’s here with his wife and also his mother-in-law, who he tells me has just turned 70"

Dude, everybody's workin' for the weekend! Parrrrrrr-TAAAAY!

So he will be just imitating

Pun threads are so masturbatory, you guys are just perestroika yourselves off.

Well yeah, that Trans Am was cherry, dude.

Jake Ryan? Sorry about your parent's house, man.

Where you goin'? I called the pizza dude!

I should use that as my opening line during job interviews

Would Joe Cocker's tweets be legible?

In my neighborhood we'd just back hand him across the face in front of his sycophants and wait for him to cry. Much easier and have you priced gasoline lately?

Bummer, now I feel bad for bringing it up.

Nope, can't do it. Rape Ape's wife can always divorce him and take him to the cleaners. That's the smart move. If she stays with him that's on her.

I remember their fued with the British Bulldogs where they stole Matilda. Fun stuff.

Refresh my memory but weren't the early 90s Mets responsible for Anthony Young, the closest thing to a real life Charlie Brown?

I love the Jets, especially during the Rex Ryan era. That is some fine scheudenfruede.

It's really hard for me to feel sorry for Steelers fans. Super Bowl 40! Never forget!