There sure is a lotta skin in this movie, innint'there?!

Red haaaaands across Americaaaaaaaa!

So is your comment

First, I'll let the crack about my parents slide, these were not you typical baby boomers, not even close.

I'd love to except that ain't going to happen with this batch.

What do mean by funny looking?

The problem is that millennial rebellion means nothing. The only goal is to get attention.

Even as a Mountain Dew swilling, backward cap wearing, Mortal Kombat 2 loving, pants on the ground X-treem teenager watching those two sweaty shirtless dudes yell in each other's faces during Goro's fight made me wince and say, "Man, this movie is cheeseball."

I'm picturing a pudgy dude with Jason Priestley hair writing that dialog, pumping his fist and shouting "Nailed it!"

Marrying the guy from Good Charlotte makes it a wash

DENTAL PLAN!

The storyline where Nash thought he was Commissioner Gordon is the nadir of a career where the median was the drizzling shits

You win a can of Mellow Yellow

I love this. Has it caught on with the smarks?

That has to be the blandest fantasy of all time

Philadelphia: where Lenny Dykstra is still a hero!

If O'Neal is a robot he's Bender

I've been applying to jobs for several months without a single bite. My cover letters use common, simple language to form clear sentences that do not insult the readers intelligence, utterly free of corporate buzzwords. Coincidence?

I dunno, the Sonic Youth one seemed unavoidable, although it did go pretty long. I wasn't surprised when Moore got outed as a self absorbed jackoff who believes it when 20 year old starfuckers call him a genius.

I'm sorry but if you start your post with an impression of that cheesy robot from Power Rangers you've already lost me.