Isn't James Bond supposed to be…charismatic? Who came up with this?

That depends. Can he lift ten times his own body weight?

I was recently told by a graduate from the University of Georgia about the phrase "Thank God for Mississippi". He even pulled up the Wikipedia page.

Dammit, I should have scrolled down before making the same joke

I've got a bladder, it's as big as a whale…

"Bizarro angry about position to ruin country."

I want to a tour of Florida's minor league baseball team's but every time I mention it to someone who has been there they have nothing but horrible things to say about the entire state and conclude the rant with "Don't even bother".

Wow, the standards of the AV Club are as low as Trump's one dollar real estate.

Sure, build a wall, because Disney has done such a bang up job of keeping out the alligators.

"With this formula I can drive a wedge between a man and his family! I'll be unstoppable! Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!"

I was wondering about that. How do you not have enough money for Jake Busey? Is this a SyFy thing or lower?

Pre-Jagged Little Pill Alanis

"The audience demands Slatback!"

Man, that is some intense armpit hair

They are on the outside looking in

Face like a foot
Black as some soot
I'd rather die
The Grappler's loaded boot

Wait til tomorrow

The video to Duality is awesome. I don't care how uncool that makes me.

Says you!

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