That is the most tap water way of describing a horrific, stomach turning homicide I've ever read.

Yes, Chad Kroeger is still in the band.

Weenus. At this point they're middle-aged dirtbags but they deserve to get a shot or two in there.

You would have to.

Wow, keep it in the bedroom there, Donny.

Still more entertaining than Emperor of Sand

Neither do they

That's what they get for being so chummy.

He doesn't. Nobody will give him a lift.

At first glance he looked like a dead ringer for the Blue Hair Lawyer from The Simpsons. Obvious differences in color, of course.

I know you are half joking but you make a great point.

Did David Byrne have a garage sale?

Deepest! Bluest! My hat is like a shawk's fin!

Jeah!

God damn, how fast did Phelps go through all of that endorsement money to agree to this? Faster than he can swim to beat a Shark in a race? Find out this summer on Animal Planet/SyFy/Same Fucking Thing/Who Cares?

Deep Blue Sea was a documentary? Who knew?

He sounds like that guy who shows up at a friend's house one time but is purposefully never invited back ever again.

KOOOOOOORRRRNNN!!!

By the sounds of things nobody did.

Not an adjective I'd want associated with a restaurant.