Oh you mean, "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah….killin' Nazis the end"?

She's game but she can't pull it off. Her effort trying to be a hard ass was visible, which is never good. I'm not sure what QT sees in her in the first place that makes him want to write big action epics around her.

Imagine a group of supremely untalented people trying to be In Living Color and you're on the right track, it is mesmerizing.

It's funny how back in the day Lakers vs Celtics was THE basketball rivalry that brought out a ton of passion from both ends but a third straight Warriors vs Cavs finals elicits an apathetic chorus of "This again?!"

"No, yourbe honorbe. Bill dibint gibive thabt girlbe no Robahibnobl."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm a caveman. You're world frightens and confuses me!"

Another tired pun thread? Tut tut…

In a way, yes. The last book I read of his was When You Are Engulfed In Flames and that story about trying to quit smoking in Japan was a slog. It whiffed of Blue Collar Comedy Tour schtick with some of the passages. The only story I remember with any detail is the one about his sister who dumpster dives and calls…

I got the Andy Sedaris collection for 5 bucks and went through the entire thing in two separate bouts with a cold. I was shocked at how limited his imagination was. He practically made the exact same mediocre movie 12 times.

Ennui?

I cannot possibly say "so what" with any less enthusiasm.

Soundtrack provided by…well…Dr. Acula

If The Mummy makes back $15.37 of its budget Universal will call it a rousing success.

Melissa McCarthy and Kristin Wiig. Here's a preview:

Oh yeah, i had completely forgotten that existed 10 minutes after it got released.

"Johnny Depp is the Invisible Man" Sound like a lyric from the Katie Perry version of "Science Fiction Double Feature" that should never exist

It worked for Mikey Whipwreck.

"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"

Damian DeMento, however, was in fact from the outer reaches of your mind.

Considering the Great Khali brought a massive India audience even though he was a worse wrestler than Giant Gonzalez there is something to that. Wether or not Mihal is the guy is debatable at best.