I'm trying to get a new job and I can't tell you how frustrating it is to read a company's mission statement three times and having no clue what the fuck they are trying to say.

Maybe he's really into Four Non Blondes

The other half: staying regular.

I've been going backward and picking up any reasonably priced Creatures On The Loose I can find. 1970s Marvel is my wheelhouse.

I'm willing to give this a pass as this is supposed to be more cartoony. It's not like it's a Liefeld-ian dumpster fire or anything

AH'LL BASH YO HEA-YED IN!

So at some point are they going to address the tube worms or the robotic sea serpent with it's own treasury?

At least it's interesting, which is more than most titles can say at the moment.

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard

*does three Jager Bombs*

Let's call the whole thing off!

Ive never heard this angle or of Breen before now. What is a good resources to learn more about this?

Or static shots of Amy Adams' face gawking at aliens.

I have a collection of biker flicks that has Sidehackers on it. Believe it or not it's not the most heinous of the bunch.

Apparently in his later years Rooney expressed regret over that role.

Literally epic cuz that dude put out a lot of good stuff.

That's the one. Yech…

I have a strange feeling that whatever dollar amount it would take for Rob Schneider to do yellow face Josh Gad would do it for less.

It could work if you gave him the costume, fed him a few Red Bull & Jacks, filmed whatever the hell he did for the next two days, then edit it down to 90 minutes. Actually trying to make a real movie out of it would suck the fun right out of it.

Nic Cage as Fu Manchu should by all right's be 90 minutes of unhinged, manic hamminess, but if anyone can ruin it surely it's Rob Zombie.