I forget the name of the flick being skewered, it was most likely Tarentino's inspiration for Fox Force Five and starred two members of Gilligan's Island, but it was a surprisingly joyless slog. I don't remember a single zinger from Mike and the bots, it was that boring. That one has to be the worst.

It stinks!

There goes the judge!

They work in event planning and they still went? If you need me I'll be in the angry dome.

It's not fair

More than two, less than seven?

Please tell me the bottles you threw were Mr. Pibb

There's a conundrum for you. In order to professionally save face you have to publicly admit you have zero common sense.

The only concert worth shelling that kind of dough on would be the 2nd coming of Jimi Hendrix at the top of the Pyramids.

Can you share a detail or two without using their name?

Off the top of your head can you name an "Instagram Celebrity"? That seems three rungs down from local car salesman with silly commercials or an actor who had a cameo in Models Inc.

Are the feral dogs not getting enough cheese sandwiches? If not I don't think I'll be able to sit through that commercial.

That's the part of this story I wish would get reported. Chip and Becky, covered in mud, standing in front of the gate being hosed off by Jeeves, while mom and dad watch from the 3rd floor balcony, horrified that the neighbors have already started gossiping, knowing full well that this is truly their fault.

Not quickly enough, IMO

Ummm…Vans Warped Tour?

Fyre in the ho!

They ponied up 12 large to party with contractually obligated models and TBD musical guests that was run by a shit rapper whose relevance flamed out in 2003.

I highly doubt the Instagram models would go three feet beyond security's line of sight with anyone from that crowd.

Especially since Mastodon got a blink-and-you-miss-em cameo in a horde of zombies

What about filth gatherers? That's more up his alley.