The best part of your comment is that yearsssss ago, there was a PSA that aired about meth, and the music to the jingle was suspiciously similar to one from a Folger’s coffee ad. I don’t have speakers on my work comp so can’t be 100% sure, but I think this is it.

Aha. Thank you. I think the thallium was in a story with a guy in Mensa and the neighbors soda. ETA: That’s really sad.

AH, YES, I WILL HAVE SOME CREME DE METH IN MY COFFEE. THX.

And Mr. Ranger scoffs at my coffee snobbish because I CANNOT bring myself to drink that crap. *added to my folder of stuff I hate to prove I’m right*

Grande, please.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

You have to love how teaching girls “confidence” is on the menu while teaching boys about college, careers and salaries. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if the girls had the opportunity to learn about planning for their future, they’d be a lot more confident. Radical idea, I know.

THIS IS MY DREAM, PEOPLE!!!! MY DREAM COME TRUE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM!!!!

If you have to have a transplant, there’s also a plush toy that can hug you in the hospital bed!

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

I’ve got the night sweats and the random dark facial hairs (but only one at a time? Like not a mustache, just single ones in random spots on my chin?) but I’m still waiting for the periods to lighten up. So far, my uterus seems to be saying “fuck you, I do what I want.”

Aww! Are they all related? I have four.

LOL. Totally relate. I’ve been waiting for it since I was 10!

Lucky you. I’m getting the super-short menstrual cycle and the sleep disturbances. And that could go on for years! Hooray!

Honestly the Jez community is already making me feel better. Knowing that there are people that care even if they are total strangers is pretty much what I need right now.

Love her. Love the lips, the bone structure. The way she normAlly stays the fuck out of the limelight ? But Jesus what do I know. I'm only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.