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Easiest one yet: hell to the yes.

“I say it it like it is” people are the woooorst. No, you’re not being refreshingly honest, you’re just being a dick.

I KNOW. I totally thought I remembered Selyse suggesting the idea herself. (Seems like I was wrong.) I think it goes with the trend we saw with Badass Wildling Lady last episode where maternal instincts trump everything else.

I have been waiting for this ALL DAY.

Awesome! You gotta blog? Also, may I steal brag-brag ? Congrats!

Heyyyyyy....so how you doooooo-in’, baby?

Humblebrag. How? What?! How?

Hey, people can die at any time. Celebrate getting a year older. It matters.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

You’re so right, the abusive parents are the real victims. The dead girl, whatever.

HOLY FUCKING CRAP that is some holocaust levels of malnourished looking.

Why are rapes at strip clubs so uncommon? Men can control themselves if they want to, let's quit making excuses for them. I don't care if Ruth is 87 yrs old. She's also a SEX therapist. She should know better.

I literally did this last night. Got totally naked and I changed my mind. And you know what happened? I did not get raped. That dudes brain stayed firmly in his skull, and he got me an ice cream sandwich and we drank beers in my bed. No has the same meaning with or without panties. Slow your roll Dr. Ruth.

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

Now, there are many trans folks because of genetics and/or lack of material access who will never be able to embody these standards.

I meant they usually have great personalities that make all the extra work worth it! :)

Well, no mascara today either.

You and your brother are an inspiration.

Poor babies! I’m glad they have a good home though. So many people don’t want to deal with special needs animals and it’s really sad because they’re great pets.

Yup. I read the NYT article from a few years ago about English bulldogs. It made my blood boil.