50 and fat. And no. Not even with someone else's vag.

Poe’s Law.

(While Norweigan names are not uncommon in Alaska, I was starting off seriously and getting more absurd with each paragraph.)

So, will any of these shelters be open to women without children? It is almost impossible to find any shelter if you're a battered and/or homeless woman who's failed to reproduce. Family shelters won't take them and shelters with men are often too dangerous. It may seem like a trivial matter - until you try to find a…

Trigg turns out to be a real name. It’s a variant of Trygve, which is also spelled Triggr. It’s a common name in Norway.

Not only do I remember this PSA, I sing it ALL THE TIME! It was the worst PSA ever, because it made me really want to try meth as I really hate housework but I love having my house clean.

George Trepal in Florida, who killed Peggy Carr and poisoned several members of her family.

That was George Trepal in Florida, who killed Peggy Carr and poisoned several members of her and her husband’s family. He was caught in part when an officer went undercover and joined the same Mensa chapter he belonged to and later rented the Trepal’s house.

It was cyanide, and he was poisoning his wife and her coworkers but managed to kill only a coworker.

The best part of waking up

That's crazy talk. Probably a result of too much confidence.

Sure it wasn’t Cougar Boost?

I probably won't get a transplant because I have the worst blood type to need one (B-) though I did marry a Universal Donor. And he thought I married him for his money.

I don’t get what’s so awesome about this, either. I have been mightily fucked up in my time (I’d do a quarter sheet of acid at a time), but I never made minimum-wage workers clean up my body waste. A) that's nasty and B) I stopped pissing myself when I was 4 or so.

I kinda need that keychain ...

Because of my sleep disorder, I’ve had night sweats for 30-odd years ... I sleep in something light and absorbent! Yeah, I have the random dark hair thing, too but I can’t remember not having it, either (I’m very pale with black hair, so they really pop).

They’re all so cute! I can tell you beat them often.

I have a bunch of crap wrong with me so I've never been a good sleeper, and my kidney failure has kicked up a notch so I'm not concentrating urine as well so I have to get up to pee about 3 am, but I'm pretty sure that's just me, not menopause. I've been looking forward to menopause since I was 12, so maybe it's just…

It’s okay for you to have your own problems and worry about them. It’s not a competition! You’re the only one who has to deal with your stuff, so don’t apologize because other people have it worse.

I’m finally in menopause!! It’s awesome! Not kidding. My perimenopause was so uneventful I had to have blood tests to determine that I’d finally hit the Golden M (I had a uterine ablation in my 30s so I haven’t had a period for years anyway). No hot flashes, no weird vagina stuff, my skin isn’t any drier ... the only…