I’m intriqued by the turmeric-chickpea-yogurt mask. First, I love turmeric and second, I’m vain and have dry skin. Turmeric has anti-inflammatory properties but I wonder if I use enough to make a difference, it’ll make my pale skin look jaundiced. One way to find out!

I must admit I'm married to Cougar Fontana. I'm actually Queenie-Mae 101st Terrace.

Cougar Fontana. IN YOUR FACE!

Whoever he is, he loves Apple. Apple Watch, iPhone, MacBook Pro.

What is my ex doing there and what is he wearing?

At first, I was not for it. I thought, ‘I’m a traditionalist.’ I kind of liked tradition, and it’s always been a man and a woman. And I’m thinking, ‘I don’t quite get it.’

The Communists outlawed foot binding, though in some provinces, the practice continued into the ‘50s, but most had abandoned the practice by 1920 or so. I think this is a good example of how “cultural” traditions don’t need to be respected absolutely; foot binding was given up so quickly, so nearly completely and with…

Besides the results of showering feeling good, they can help cool off or warm up, and done properly, are good for the skin. Washing frequently may be an affectation of modern living, but it is among my most favorite. Air conditioning is another; antibiotics are high on the list, too.

If she was indeed old - like grandma old - her feet had probably been bound as a child. If she walked unsteadily, and as though her feet hurt, her feet had been bound long enough they were permanently deformed. I know ancient Chinese women whose feet had been bound (some with “Silver Lotus” feet - one of the most…

Ran an ad in the paper, got hundreds of responses because my ad was the Ad of the Week and read on the radio twice a day for a week. Went out with Caller #2. First date lasted 4 days; been together over 23 years (made it legal over 8 years ago).

YOU WUZ ROBBED!!11! You are the true winner in my eyes!!

Two evil grandmothers. My brother and I called our maternal grandmother Count Hagula. She did teach us how to play poker, and would gladly take any money she won off us.

I still have 35% function of both my kidneys and most days I feel pretty normal. Just tired and itchy. With one healthy kidney, you still have 100% function because kidneys have redundant function when working normally.

If you do home dialysis, survival is much longer. If/when I reach Stage IV, I'm buying a hemodialysis unit (I have FSGS and that disease starts dialysis earlier).

B kidneys have the longest wait time. O is the most common blood type and is in short supply because it’s Universal Donor; B is something like 17% of the population (representing B- with Stage III kidney failure!).

Thank you. It was 21 years ago, and he died of metastatic bone cancer of the spine, so his actual death was really a good thing, especially for him. He apologized to me shortly before he died (that’s how I know why he didn’t speak to me for 16 years).

Thanks, but 4Beer’s sexworker eulogy story is both hilarious and a little sad, while mine is mostly fucked up and a little funny. She has my votes!

And you probably give it some cute name, like “your period,” and casually flush your dead baby down the toilet on Satan’s Cotton Fingers. Because you hate babies and plumbing.

By mistake? Yeah, right. Womb is only one letter away from BOMB.

B0th! But name tags for damn sure.