And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

The funny thing is, the one person who should have been ruined the most by that loss is currently 7-0 in San Francisco.

Have you met the quarterback?

After SB LI I really thought these guys would be back soon.

That’s implied by the word “former”.

Yes, they do have a lot of former head coaches on their staff. A lot of BAD former head coaches.

Don’t worry, in a few minutes “Killer Mike” will come out and tell us it’s all okay...

Yeah, that story is one I’ve wanted to see on film for years. It’s so bizarre and satisfying 

THEY FIT THE FOLES EDIT IN HELLLL FUCKIN YEAH

FOLES!

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

I guarantee victory against the Patriots.

Re: Jesse Pinkman

Ivana only wishes, we all know she stole her look from Patsy Stone

I will never tire of Deadspin’s repurposing of that graphic.

Lauren, you didn’t mention the delicious subplot: last night Rask played in his 500th career game. It came against the team that drafted him. Like his first game, he got the win, and by the same score too. And after the game he was interviewed by Andrew Raycroft, the man he was traded for.

I hope the Nats win it all just for the Bryce Harper memes.

Off topic, but was Darnold possibly seeing Ghosts of Nokia Past?

This dude pictured is the college roommate of a soccer buddy of mine. He says this look on his face is permanent during the football season.