Gase: “It’s okay, Sam. I see the ghosts, too.”

“We also see dead people.”

-Each of 70,828 paying MetLife attendees

He tried to go mono-a-mono with the Patriots secondary...

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

A Shot of the coach during the game:

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Bonilla Day, a recognized federal holiday, is July 1st, every year until 2035. Get your shit together.

You don’t enjoy the soothing tones of J.K Simmons with Burt and Ernie selling insurance every time you click on a blog?

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

He’s good buddies with “Bergman”...

So I’m guessing the Broncos will be trading for him during the draft...

Gio is what they call Rendon’s mullet.

My sister and her family lost their home in the Camp Fire in Paradise (just outside of Chico) last year. Once they got settled into an apartment in Chico, they went out for dinner at Sierra Nevada. Ken was there that night and apparently their waitress told him that they had lost everything in the fire. He sat with…

If they stored it correctly, I bet it’s delicious. Please report back. 

I recently picked up some old Bigfoot from a shop that likes to cellar things for their customers, going back to 2009.  That might be stretching things a bit, but I’m excited all the same to get some 10 year old barleywine in my gullet.