I did, I swear. I think his voice just creeps me out and I can't get past it. It's been a long time, though. I'm 50 now. Maybe it's time to give him another try.

I know. That's my cross to bear.

I'm that way with Tom Waits. He just annoys me. I'm 100% sure that it's a personal failing of mine, though.

Similar to Adams' entry: Toy Story 3 on a plane. Fortunately, I wasn't the only one crying.

My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow

This is going directly onto the Mount Rushmore of bullshit straw-man arguments. It might never be topped.

This is so sad. Doubly so because I believed he'd been dead for two decades or so. I don't remember where I heard he'd died back then. I'm mourning all over again. Sigh.

So another zero-talent, too-much, too-soon "celebrity" is throwing their life away on drugs, booze, etc. Just go to rehab already, dumbass.

OUCH! No Most love here today!

I read it, and I'M NOT FUNNY.

Scientologists have the best lawyers…

Welp. I can't watch Girls anymore. All I'll see is that horrendous haircut, outfit, chin, etc.

I think Donnie Most would make a better Peter Pan.

God, I can't stand Billy Corgan.

Damn it. I was all ready to add "Udo Kier's head!" to the comments section and show my superior knowledge of Danish TV mini-series and early Van Trier. Alas, I am bested again. Damn you A.V. Club!

We…between the two of us, we have all the bases covered.

I'm a middle aged fat guy. I eat fast food WAY too often. That said, Taco Bell is fucking disgusting.

Oh, I didn't mean to imply that anyone had ever actually told me they were offended. And like you I often just say whatever. I say Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc. Every year though, I see more and more Facebook posts from people I grew up with containing "I say MERRY CHRISTMAS, not HAPPY HOLIDAYS" and I get…

I'm an atheist and a secularist but I'm not overzealous. I'm just fucking tired of Christians playing the victim card. The whole "War on Christmas" bullshit infuriates me. I probably shouldn't have called you a moron, so sorry about that. I'd just seen a picture of Kirk Cameron and got hot and wet.

I've often said that if I say Happy Holidays to someone and they get offended, then fuck them. I take it back.