“What happened to Gadd was awful. The fact that people took his story and immediately turned it into an exploitative media sensation is awful.“

well I guess the important thing is to promote the interview by linking to it and making claims to be concerned for this woman's mental health

The markers match those on a map indicating sex offenders. Lamar’s song doubles down on well-known rumors that Drake pursues/dates underage women, and the art corroborates that theme.

They probably don’t like reminding people that

What a bizarre critique. The special was funny;  like, really fucking funny. He revealed as much as he needed to in order to make the jokes work. Not every special needs to be doing some sort of Hannah Gadsby style confession.

tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A-minor

I watched it. I didn't think he was a sexual predator just a asshole boss. 

I’m reminded of an old quote from Charlton Heston (and I’m paraphrasing a bit here): “I never had any illusions about my ability as an actor, but I showed up sober & on time, had my lines memorized, I hit my marks, and I filled out a toga”.

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

“There are a lot of incredible news organizations here tonight... as well as a few credible ones.”

Ok, but “The New York Post is like getting a summary of the New York Times read by a crackhead” legitimately made me laugh out loud. And leaving Michael Che out of the act in order to “Stand in solidarity with President Biden in also losing all his Black support” was a pretty trenchant observation. 

They didn’t cancel it, he just didn’t go.

It used to be that parents told kids about pegging. Now the schools teach it, or worse they hear about it in the schoolyard.

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... unemployed. And he’s about to find out...that being unemployed is harder than it looks.

“Enough with all this woke bullshit" says man dressed as Paula Poundstone.

The once great champion, now a study in mopishness.

It’s poetic justice how the closest thing Rob Schneider has to a comedy legacy is a parody of him made by more talented people.

Fat, dumb and so racist that Republicans say ‘Hey, maybe that’s a bit too racist!’ is no way to go through life, son.

I guess I'm in the minority and can't wait until the "maybe comedy isn't for you" trolls come out, but breaking always makes me feel like I'm watching a third grader's home skit...