i liked the old courtney stodden much better.

I tell this insight often when on this Dolan posts. I did some freelance coding work for the Knicks a couple of years ago. The offices are the most depressing thing you’ve ever seen. It makes the office in The Office look like paradise. There are a few posters (Patrick Ewing, Carmello) not even in frames, but placed…

“He sat on the same side of the bench as his lady friend, that was nice,” the tipster added.

Correct.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Jelly that no one wants to steal my glorified camry? I sure do love finding my car exactly where I left it every day... The service drive...

The waters are muddied because the crew member the dog bit came out himself and said that he was playing too rough and the dog bit him as a reaction; apparently he was super chill about the whole thing but Harmon paid for his medical treatment and keeps the dog in his trailer on set, despite the crew member saying he…

Why? Everyone, including the guy who got bit, loved the dog except for Perrette. Perrette is mentally unstable. She even accused a homeless guy of assault, and all he did was ask for change.

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

Given she’s miles better than the dipshit moderate/conservative idiots getting owned tonight.

Dad?

If there’s one thing you need to be good at to succeed as an OL coach in Miami it’s how to cut a line into shape.

sir this is a wendy’s

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.