Nice

Okay, but in all seriousness, is he just doing this to mess with me now?

Thomas Crown Affair this was not

I just threw up in my mouth. +1

I think you are giving her too much credit.

This just in....MSU just straight up murdered a guy. Your move OSU.

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I almost drowned in the lazy river trying to do that thing where you put smaller tubes in the larger ones and then try to swim under and into the middle. Brother saved my ass after I got stuck under and couldn’t get my feet to push up. He will never let me forget that I nearly drowned in three feet of water. I had to…

Actually softest pitch yesterday goes to me trying to sell my son on us going to to the gym instead of watching old shark week episodes all day.  

the majority of our country and white people did not agree with or condone slavery

Like they can read.  He’ll be fine.   

Hi Sheldon.

You guys are really turning into Barstool over here.  Just throwing up pics of hotties for clicks.  Disgraceful.  

Guess we know who farted

He also failed to mention they are replacing the football pictured with a woman’s foot.

Strong take.

Nice to see the U.S. Men’s team staying busy during the World Cup

This

Daddest Man on the Planet.  Pffft.  I don’t see any Crocs on that man.  

Good luck bud.  Really enjoyed your work over the years.  Sincerely.