Where was Silent Bob?

This backfired when he gave them all red cards in the first minute and reiterated his prior sentiment before leaving.

Why did the batter start running towards third after the hit?

Smoking weed on a confirmation retreat which must have been around 7th or 8th grade. One of the kids in the group thought it would be cool to ask one of the counselors, who was also his cousin, to join in. Turns out that this was a bad idea (no shit) because as soon as everyone took a puff, but him, he said he was…

Well said.

It gets worse, one of those kids with him was a 12 year old Gilbert Brown and he ate the deer whole right after.

No kidding.

I thought he preferred Dos Equis

Please note that Schick also punched the tooth out of the sky after knocking it from Spears’s mouth.

Saw the Peanuts movie with my 4 year old two weeks ago. There was a review here that nailed it. Underwhelming but my son enjoyed it. Anyways, after the movie we immediately went home to do the football kicking scene with him as Charlie Brown. I pull the football away and he tries to do a big pratfall but misjudges and…

So much pale.

I do not know how many hundreds of times I tried and failed that move in backyard basketball (7 foot hoop) but I remember like it was five minutes ago the one time it worked.

Used him like a pawn.

Please sit down Mrs. Cowherd.

Security: Than I shall cut the stick in half....

Reportedly she had a nice back - back - back - back (shoots self)

I hadn’t seen this but just laughed my ass off. Thanks.

This was a fun trip

I really can’t imagine Jesus likes his lineup that he’s got playing down here right now.

Cassell’s UFO is in the shop?