Except for Deadcast which you, like, listen to all the time right? Right!?

I know this is about kids but I have a Berner and left him in the car for 5 minutes on a 65-70 degree day with two windows cracked for ventilation so I could run into a store and get coffee. I was in store for literally two minutes before I got a call over the loudspeaker about someone complaining about an animal…

Security: You been drinking?

meh

Joe Crawford knows how to skate?

So good.

I get the analysis and the breakdown but why the GIF of Olynyk-Love at the top.

A record currently held by the Cuyahoga River.

He keeps saying ‘only God can judge me’ every time he is questioned on this like the rules of earth and mankind are mere suggestions to him but ultimately not worth noting. Obvious but still scary. Fuck this guy.

If you close your eyes, this dude sounds exactly like Jonah Hill.

“So I could be a college dropout and do the same thing?”

Carmelo just figured out how he can get his first ever assist.

Please keep this torch lit. Great piece per usual.

Coincidentally, you can see a Cubs fans homage to Wrigley every time they bend over.

In Russia, bitch slap you.

This gif will lead to the death of many monitors.

Legit spit coffee on my keyboard. Thanks for that.

He also played on the New York Jets’ practice squad.

I have lived in Chicago for 7 years on the north side and completely agree. If your driving from the city, no one in their right mind would prefer taking 90 over 55. Midways a hole but its much easier in and out and more likely to be on schedule.