It's him moonlighting as Jerry Jones dental hygienist?

$275 Million Dollar Baby

Stuart Scott: Sandy Duncan.

Both bloated and shitty to people. Doesn't seem like a lot of leg work left to be done.

Well, he tried to hit a Whitehead last week. He was just more successful this time.

This should be the response to every asshole that posts his crossfit vine on Instagram.

I didn't realize how much I needed this. Thank you sir.

Reggie Evans: Is that guy behind me still picking his nose?

This rescue sucked.

Well, he kind of had to seeing as he beat the shit out of her old one.

Twincest was also the name of the parody wherein Julius tears Vincent in half.

Only natural for a dolphin to go down.

There are currently five kids on Las Vegas' team being moved as we speak.....

oh, hi.

New York used to use a similar graphic with Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden back in the 80's.

That is rough. Sorry.

Thank you. Fuck Nutbrown Hare. I can barely control muttering 'prick' after every time that furry bitch trims his appreciative son down.

Bill Bellamy.

Kentucky's not that bad. Maybe just $1,000 worth?

Face Punched, Hard.