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Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

Does anyone have any data as to how far the balls are punted?

“I’ll give it a six.”

But when they start talking about sports, you feel like the way I did when I first came to New York, and this was the conversation at the end of the bar.

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It is cool and good that Buzz Williams is an employee of DA SHARE ZONE

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It’s baseball with no foul territory and only two bases, both of which are home plate.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Oh there you are. Where the fuck is my COTY?

So, your argument against LeBron’s individual greatness is that he couldn’t beat an entire Utah Jazz team literally by himself?

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

“OK, let’s throw it over to Akron!”

This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

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7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”