The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Let’s deal with real journalistic issues, okay, and not focus on misprince?

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

“My Pillow”!!! My neck pain is GONE since switching to the My Pillow.

“My Pillow”!!! My neck pain is GONE since switching to the My Pillow.

“All stitched up and ready for Oxford,” he said.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Actually, that is Bill the Cat’s home state.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

Wait, the ram on the field is great and all, but can we talk about the Nookie Monster?

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in:

He’s also famous for his appearances in film.

there should be an event where terrified, unskilled people try to build up the courage to jump off high boards for 30 minutes and then do a flailing pencil dive and come up coughing and gasping

Q: “How did you name this organization?”

The auction winner.

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok Choi
- Chris Berman

Fisher: I’m done playing, those days are behind me.

Good to see you again Dom. +1

Shoulda been you, Coach K.