Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

“And yet, imagine James Harden playing in an offense that gets up and down the floor and allows him to shoot the ball 500 times a game.”

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Custard’s Last Stand

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

Burneko: Get fucked, John Kasich.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Careful Sam. When you get to be as old as some of these guys, you might get a little streaky-assed.

Actually the record for least amount of hugs Goodell received is held by both of his parents.

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

...Johnny Jonathan...

If he had written, “Thanks for all the fish.” I would be much more worried.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.