And yet Matt Millen being in the broadcast booth is still the most horrifying thing about the Outback Bowl.

And yet Matt Millen being in the broadcast booth is still the most horrifying thing about the Outback Bowl.

Nice Madison shout outs. 2015 should be the year you resolve to spend even more time in Wisconsin. Your apparent love for brandy gives you honorary local status, I think.

This was a funny article. You're doing good things around here, Gordon.

"Meh."

Label divestment might be an interesting Dunkspin #longread one of these months. Even some of the lesser "conglomerates" are involved- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhineland…, out of Canadian exile with Minhas Craft Brewery, for instance. The whole concept of selling off a defunct beer (which is essentially…

Will Gordon invites you to "Throwin' A Piss In Some Wicked-Ass Monasteries: A Drunkspin Tour of Belgium." Reserve your tickets now!

SO KYLE DID YOU GO TO THE GAME?? WAS IT AMAZING OR INCREDIBLE OR BOTH??

Does it also lose points for the goddam paper around the neck? I get that some sort of neck decoration is a relatively cheap way of branding a beer (compared to y'know, making it taste good), and I'm sure there are some very nice beers that have unique decorative flourishes like that. But I'll be damned if the foil…

In a fucked up, disjointed way, his tattoo looks like it says "Kinja." Probably not a coincidence, given that fucked up and disjointed is exactly how Kinja looks when I look at Kinja.

Fact: plastic .40 oz Mickey's bottles would have kept me from getting busted by my folks in high school more than once. It didn't dawn on me to put them inside socks before sticking 3 of them in my backpack for a night out until I had to sneak out of the house with a Jansport that sounded like the back end of the…

The decision tree basically has only one line leading to "Yes, you should drink Heineken" and it requires you to first answer yes to "Are you Method Man?" If you are not Method Man, you should not drink Heineken.

Supporting evidence: All of Naples, FL

Oh God yes. We're a weird fucking crew up here, man. But honestly- give it a shot. A lot of the old farts in my family that I grew up drinking around always found the old fashioned too sweet, but the mushrooms toned the sweetness down a bit. But your trip is your trip- you can put trailer bearings in that bad boy as a…

"Spotted Cow is perfectly fine, but it's nothing special."

"Inter-what?!? No thanks, I'll stick to listening to The Bible on tape."

My grandma, at 93, is blind as a bat and has been so since 1955. My Grandpa used to hide booze and candy in places he didn't think she couldn't feel around for. After he died a few years ago, she confessed that she knew for 5 decades EXACTLY where he hid the Hershey bars (top left of the bathroom cabinet) and Canadian…

Both my father and father-in-law, each a prodigious consumer of downmarket, localized beers available in quantity (ex: Old Milwaukee, Carling Black Label, Point Special), concurred that this "new" recipe doesn't taste THAT much different than either the original or interim recipe. What they note to be more important,…

Let's be honest, Gravity is always going to win, especially with cinematography like that.

"Shit. I knew two VHS tapes would be too many."