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Is this pasty giant wearing some sort of a Minnesota shirt to a Super Bowl party? That's adorable.

Hmmm. The last time the NFL went hard against illegal contact etc. was when the Patriots manhandled the Colts in the AFC championship game. What happened last season? The Seahawks manhandled the

Martin Short greets fans from his limousine as he prepares for his lead role in "Eyyyyyyyyy: The Last Days of Henry Winkler"

Albert Burneko: [murders you]

+1 Alicia Silverstone cameo

Word problem:

I totally hear you, Samer. I was a lot younger than most of the people around me too. My best friend growing up, Vinnie, was always climbing through my window on nights when I was on call, trying to convince me to break up with my girlfriend Wanda so he and I could spend more time together. It made it kind of a pain…

It's probably just a big hilarious misunderstanding. Mrs. Echo was probably just dropping off some delicious holiday baked goods next door, she tripped over the front hall rug and as he was rushing to help her up, Gary also tripped and accidentally fell on top of her.

So good. +1

Westbound from Clinton on Hwy 72? CAROLINA BARBECUE SHACK IN GREENWOOD. There is literally no other reason to be on Hwy 72 west of Clinton. I am using "literally" in a very literal way.

So dumb. +one Michael Borovetz

+1. Bold flavors, partner.

If you want to get into specifics, Nyjer Morgan actually knocked Arizona out of the playoffs, and I think he'd be thrilled to have a major league pitcher throwing at him right now.

According to the Fey Observer, however, Lineberry exhibited very few qualities associated with sprites, fairies, or any types of pixies.

Odd... no mention of Dave Grohl filming his own HBO series.

"I'd vote for Alan Sparhawk."

I topped a couple of my last batch with just a drop(ish) of sriracha, and boom... flavor napalm. I enjoyed them heartily, but immediately ate them all, so who the hell knows if anyone other than me would share that worldview.

I don't know, man, I'm not sure if you ever saw his uncle (on his mom's side) play, but that guy was Nuts.

+.08